I talk about baseball a lot, specifically the New York Mets, even more specifically our pitching staff.
The Ollie Problem (and yes, it’s big enough to justify the capitals letters): I was originally on board with simply giving Hank White permission to live up to his rep but I don’t want to wait for him to get back from Venezuela. The situation is too urgent. So I’ve come up with a better plan. I propose that we scrap Ollie for parts. We can give his knees to Carlos Beltran and Daniel Murphy, his shoulder to Kelvim Escobar, and save his hamstrings for Jose’s next problem. We then harvest his arm for some sort of vaccine against suckiness and voila! We’ve solved several problems with just a few radical surgeries. Who’s with me on this?
